Technical Term

There aren't enough technical terms so I thought I'd add another. ROAI - or Runaway Object Accumulation Implementation. This occurs when an object-oriented programmer gets carried away and makes a new class for every little thing under the sun. A confusion of nouns and verbs is usually the source of this problem.

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