Did you ever wonder about your target audience? i mean, who the heck is going to pay attention to anything you have to say? it's not going to be your wife! it's not going to be your kids! lord knows it's not going to be your boss! maybe it's some strangers out there in the world and the only way you're going to find them is by fishing the internet. you might try putting up some video out there on the youtube and see if anybody out THERE pays attention, but even if they do, you might never know who they are. some of them might put a comment on the page and some of them might give you a star or maybe two, but just because they do that, does that mean they're your target audience or just some people who happen to see a thing? hard to know! i'm gonna guess the answer is probly NO. Might as well throw a bottle in the ocean with a note inside it saying CALL ME IF YOU WANT TO and forget to leave a number. That's why I recommend this little application I found o
Voices in the head never tell you to eat your peas, now, do they? Oh no, it's always got to be something dramatic. When was the last time a prophet told you that you were going to miss that traffic light over there? It's never the little things. (extract from 'time eighteen' )
This morning I had a dream that I had special healing powers but was reluctant to use them. A young woman was dying. She was very frail and had only a few days left to live. I hesitated, but then for some reason I decided to save her. This involved a series of oils and incense and ritual chants and annointings, much as I experienced one time long ago in South America. I knew I would save her, there was no doubt of that, but I also knew I didn't want to. I soon discovered why. Once she recovered, she felt compelled to be near me at all times. She quickly became a pest, a perfectly healthy kind of zombie. She could not leave me alone. She wanted to stop but couldn't and she came to resent me as much as I resented her.
Science and technology will both save and destroy us - the race is on to see which wins first. This today on slashdot , a windmill that creates water from the air. Something like this could transform any desert into oasis. Every house could generate its own water supply. These amazing things that people come up with are only rivalled by their unintended consequences!
a "standard" is something people have a lot of meetings about but otherwise ignore
The attacks came as millions of Shiites in Iraq commemorated Ashoura, marching in processions and beating themselves bloody in a frenzied show of grief over the 7th-century death of Imam Hussein, grandson of the Prophet Muhammad and one of the most revered Shiite saints. My first reaction was, what the heck?, but on second thought it occurred to me that if cultures developed at the same rate and time in history, we could easily see processions of Christians behaving the same way today (oh, wait, we can. check out Easter in the Phillipines), but also, a hundred years or so ago, public hangings were quite common in England, and any range of atrocities have been common practice in every culture at one point or another. Examples are easy to find. We sit around in judgment of others' behaviors saying 'look how primitive' barely reflecting on facts that are in the news even today, such as American men arrested for lynchings committed in the 1960's. The weird story yesterday
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the thedailywtf : fan mail from some flounder? Nope, it's the only trace left by a contractor ...
parenting. sheesh we went to a kid birthday party and there were lots of parents with kids of various ages (0-6 mostly), so i thought this one couple was cool and seemed to have a sense of humor and i made a joke about how a couple i know once declared most emphatically "we are not juice people" (stupid me, i thought this was funny in a soylent green sort of way) and this other couple took offense and replied that they were not juice people either and continued on to lecture me all about the dangers of juice ... new blogging category: me and big mouth
In a precedent-setting decision , an Israeli court has ruled that a dead soldier's family can have his sperm impregnated into the body of a woman he never met. (The family's reasoning was 'the guy always wanted to start a family, so what the fuck')
For the second time in 4 days, and the third time in 7 weeks, the oldest person in the world has died, and the major media have insisted on putting this "story" at the top of the headlines. I am considering putting together a formal organization to stop the madness! Maybe I'll call it, People Against All the News That Isn't.
No one knows what causes gravity. What if it's a smell? That would explain the lingerability of dead skunk odor!
"With 36 percent of its residents born abroad, the San Jose area has supplanted Los Angeles for having the second-most international population in the country. Miami remains No. 1. The immigrant impact is particularly strong in the arena of science and engineering: 55 percent of valley workers in those occupations are foreign-born." These figures seem high, but it's not surprising to anyone who lives or works in high tech around here. There are a lot of good jobs here - the housing market is insane, yes, but why is that no obstacle for people from all around the world but apparently is for Americans? Companies aren't in love with hiring people from overseas - the paperwork is a drag - but are there really just not enough citizens who are qualified and want these jobs? It's curious.
It seems that my little boy has already sampled the entire range of science fiction plots by watching a few months worth of Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go, which is really classical mythology with a few technological twists. One thing of note on that show are the "formless minions" ("mindless forms obeying only the will of their skeleton king. what they lack in intelligence they make up for in brute force" - in other words, the typical crowd) Despite the fact that the bad guy is always threatening to "destroy you all" for no particular reason, what he really wants is "to rule". He never seems to notice the contradiction that after destroying all there is nothing left to rule. We get the Gothic music, the dark laughter, the teamwork that saves the day, loyalty, fear and the myth of destiny. It's always the same show, really. And at root, a similar message as in Rashomon - is there anything good in humanity?
Good evening and welcome to Not The News, where we report the most recent versions of perpetual stories that in no way constitute actual journalism. Today, in a regular feature, the oldest person in the world passed away. You can almost bet your life that, if you hear the oldest person in the world is in the news, he or she has probably just died. Earlier today, a postcard was delivered that had been lost in the mail for quite some time, typically between forty-seven and sixty-two years. The postcard contained information concerning a war, a separation, and a hope to see someone again soon. In a related non-story, somone returned some books had been borrowed from alibrary a long time ago. The fine was not as much as you might have expected. A wallet was returned today with its contents intact. Wallets are in fact returned daily, even in wartorn countries, where this would be some of the good news that is woefully under-reported. It would be, if it actually were news, but it's not.
Since when did we start granting respect to generals just because. Used to be that generals had to win something like, oh, say, a battle. But no, we are supposed to trust one general after another whether they ever did anything or not. Also, have you noticed that America is losing a war and everyone else gets blamed except the generals, who happen to be the ones who are actually in charge, who are actually doing the losing? Not that they ever had a chance in this case, but still. Generals used to take responsibility for their failures. Not in this America.
On any given day you can go to slashdot.org to see what we were wrong about now. Today it's Saturn's atmosphere and what killed off the dinosaurs ...
Recently I've fielded some inquiries into the nature and history of the VonBarking-Hen method, recently exposed by "The Tedious Time Traveler" . The following is a discussion of the method as destined to appear one day in Wikipedia The VonBarking-Hen method is not easily explained, but it's origins at least are certain. On May 13, 2117, Evelyn VonBarking-Hen was watering her garden when she sensed the presence of a jagged vertical tear in the air before her. At first she thought it might be incipient epilepsy, but fortunately, trained as she was in forensics and crime scene investigation, she realized it was a physical manifestation of a dimensional anomaly. She cautiously placed her hand into the seam and noted that the hand, now on the other side, was free of the dirt and mud with which it had been previously covered, and which still covered the other hand. She withdrew the hand, and the dirt re-appeared. She was able to repeat the experiment several times, with bot
From Bel-Ami by deMauppasant: "While one is climbing the ladder, one sees the top and feels hopeful; but when one has reached that summit, one sees the descent and the end which is death. It is slow work ascending, but one descends rapidly."
This morning I had a dream about a huge hairy black spider (think Tarantula-size). He did not have a name, but he was very active as a backup for both my son and I. Whatever we were doing together - playing a board game, building bionicles, or playing soccer - if one of us needed to take a break (to go to the bathroom, get a snack, answer the phone), the black spider would fill in quite competently. He was really quite a versatile spider.
Many Bay Area residents will involuntarily hear a certain obnoxious radio jingle when they read these words - "Lexus of Serramonte". Now they will also think of its sexual harrassment case where, among other things, a female salesperson had her skirt pulled down in front of a customer. Not that I would ever buy a Lexus, but if I did, it wouldn't be from there ... On a related matter, I've more than once had the experience of witnessing an executive yelling at an employee right out in the open, in the middle of the cube farm, very loudly, very rudely bullying the poor victim, calling them names even (stupid, incompetent, idiot, moron, etc ...) - this is another form of a hostile work environment, and I've felt, each time, like I should do something, like get up and go over there and say, as calmly as possible, this really isn't a good idea, and if you're going to yell at someone, you should probably do it in private. I've never done it yet. Now that I
Those of us who occasionally post videos online should take heed from this example - a high school teacher who posted a video of his "butt-print" art who was fired from his job, because "teachers are supposed to lead by example", and, apparently, are not supposed to live a creative life.
At the quasi-annual membership meeting of P.A.C.E. , the quorum discussed the liquidity of happenstance. For example, the quagmire. Computers are cause and effect machines. People are not. In a computer an unintended effect is called a bug. In people it is called human nature. Who can untangle the webs? No one. And yet, there is no shortage of "systems", of simplistic reductionisms, of "schools of thought". We at P.A.C.E. are of the opinion that most explanations are not. There are no general tendencies that can be applied to any specific situation. There are no specific cases that can be generally applied. One thing does not lead to the next. For example,
Again, what do you know, the world's oldest person died . If you happen to be the world's oldest person, this is what you do, but it is not news, just like someone getting a postcard that got lost in the mail. It's not news. Stop it already, ok?
Three times this week I've seen "anonymous" comments where at the end of the comment, the commenter signed his or her name. It's either some sort of post-post-modernist irony, some people unclear on the concept, or else just a reflection of poorly designed software ...
a google cache page for someone who found their way to this blog while googling for the phrase "valcyte helped me get my life back cfs". There is nothing in that aggregation that would suggest anything in this blog, really. the words "me" and "get" and "my" and "life" and "back" do appear, all together on one page, but never connected to each other in any sentence or combined in any way. "CFS" is only on that page as a label for some notes I've entered on the subject. The other words are all words that might appear anywhere at anytime. "CFS" must be the key to the matter. The web is a tangled one for sure. And no doubt google gives priority to pages it owns, such as blogger content. This is one of the more subtle aspects of the internet. You think you are "searching the world wide web", but there are priorities, and no doubt there are wholesale exclusions.
We like Bill Richardson. He's like a gummy bear. A Cinammon Bear. A Teddy Graham. Which led to our other metaphors Hillary Clinton - a brussel sprout Barack Obama - one of those tasty cream-filled wafers Christopher Dodd - a cabbage Joe Biden - a collapsed souffle Sam Brownback - some stale inedibility, like a zweiback George Bush - a steaming pile of crap Rudy Giuliani - a stale cup of weak coffee from a diner pot that's been sitting there since seven in the morning and now it's 1 a.m. John McCain - an open sore, a herpes virus come to life Nancy Pelosi - tomato juice Dick Cheney - an improvised explosive device
If success is your goal, remember that although you may love success, success will not love you back.
Smart of the actual Iranian leaders to manipulate the One Man Theory of History so well. First they put Ahmadinejad out there to catch all the lightning, then they pull him back . All the attacks on this man will go to ground, and the power behind the image is left untouched. It's almost like they're playing with a kitten, tossing a ball of wool out there and pulling it along. The U.S. always falls for this game, just like a kitten, because they're so enamored with the One Man Theory - it's practically the fundamental myth their civilization (along with 'God gave Man dominion over all things')
I had a problem at work, driving me crazy for several days. The more I looked at it, the more impossible it was that what I was seeing was actually occurring. Nothing I tried worked. In fact, everything I tried made it worse. It turned out, though, that I simply hadn't made the right mistake yet. I hadn't made enough mistakes. Today I finally made the right mistake, the one that led me to the solution. In other news, keep pounding your head against a brick wall and eventually one of them will break.
A couple of weeks ago there was a controversy when one of the right-wing talking heads referred to Obama as a "Halfrican" - now from the other side, salon.com joins in with an article about how Obama isn't black . So I guess there is no chance at all he could be The First Black President, since he isn't even black. How confusing. His middle name is Hussein but he isn't even a Muslim, or is he? He's tall and lanky and a lawyer from Illinois, but he isn't actually the reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln, or is he? His ears stick out so he may be an elf, but is he? I guess he will only be considered "black" once some sportscaster refers to him as "athletic" rather than "smart"! Already we've heard the "my, but he speaks well" bit. This just in. Obama's wife is really black. But what about their kids? Goodness gracious, what's a voter to think? I guess he could still become The First Not-Really-Black President!
Nice of the KSFO Nutsies to talk of global warming as an "Al Gore money-making scheme" all morning, while reports are the Alps are melting away . Hope they're not skiiers over there at dumbass radio
I mentioned yesterday that Bill Richardson does not own billrichardson.com, and I got a lot of google hits for 'bill richardson', so I would like to take the opportunity to say here that, in my humble opinion, he really seems to be a good man who would make a fine president, so, check him out. There's a BillRichardson2006.com , but no BillRichardson2008.com yet. You'd think they might want to get around to that since he announced his candidacy already :}
Who needs a college education when you can get all the profound, insightful quotes you'll ever need from a disposable Starbucks coffee cup?
Just like that, "the surge" has turned into "reinforcements". No one could be against "reinforcements", could they? Now, if they were to call them "death squads", that might make it seem a little different. NostraThomas predicts - this whole "surge" or whatever you want to call it is all about Moqtada al-Sadr. The idiots still think it's about one "bad guy" or another, and that somehow, someday, they can get "all the bad guys". Betsy says they think they're just giving it "one last college try", trying to march down the field and get a game-winning field goal as time runs out ... metaphors to cover the realities of slaughter and destruction.
'Funniest Super Funny Videos' passed the 10,000 views mark today (primarily on Google Video). By comparison, 'Webcam Strip' passed the 1.5 million views mark.
My wife noticed that Senator Brownbackwards, in announcing his presidential candidacy, seemed to indicate that if all Americans were in support of Bush's war in Rraq, then america would be winning that war. This is a kind of magical thinking. Wars are not won or lost by wishing them so. She also thought it kind of creepy that he has five children. I'm not sure where the creepiness begins here. After four? After three? And does it grow exponentially or logarithmically or is it merely additive? Is it like the Richter scale? Is 6 children twice as creepy as 5, or 10 times as creepy?
Both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, in their declaration videos, said that they are "starting a conversation". Guess it's one of those new-fangled 21st century "conversations", where they post a video and you watch it. Neither one seemed especially inspired. They both presented the usual laundry list of problems, Obama a bit more forcefully, Hillary a bit more tediously. They mentioned health care, climate change, energy independence, pensions, and Iraq (oddly, Hillary talks of the need for a "right" end to that war, whatever that means. are we going to stay there until we get it "right"?). Hell, I'd vote for either one. Or both, but I can only hope they will get around to saying something with substance someday, such as - we're doubling the gas efficiency standards now, or, we're replacing gasoline with corn oil, now, or, we're opening up medicare to everyone, now, or, we're getting the fuck out of Iraq, now, and no pe
Hillary announced for president today with a video chat - she says, among other things, that "we've got to hold up our end of the bargain" (the bargain = the american dream). but, if we're holding up our end, who's holding up the other end? she also says "we all have to be part of the solution", but if we all are, who are "we" going to blame everything on? She says' "You know after six years of George Bush, it is time to renew the promise of America" - what is it? a library card? time to renew? musn't be late, oh no ... Oh and what she didn't say - BILL CLINTON
Misunderstandings of the week - it's cold outside! that means there's no such thing as "global warming". (what to do? change the term to "climate change"?) - a vaccine for the STD virus that causes cervical cancer is offensive to christians (whose pure holy daughters would never ever have sex ...) - evangelicals come out against 'global warming' because it is messing with God's Creation. (whatever it takes) - if it can't happen, it will (this is a law of software development)
a good description of life with CFS by carlitos : "What defines CFS are the symptoms, the most obvious one is fatigue. Basically you feel jet-lagged most of the time. Is like having a hangover without the fun of having gone out the previous night. There are other symptoms like nausea, joint pain, muscle pain, ... There's no known cure. Is like living in someone else body, that from now on is going to be yours. I cannot always think as clearly, and basically I have to relearn how to live life with my new body. It is a little bit like having mononucleosis that never goes. You feel very fatigued, very drained. And no matter how much you sleep, you're still going to feel tired." It can go into remission, as it has done with me. It's worrying, though, that it can return at any time.
movie review - 'Idiocracy' by Mike Judge ('Office Space', 'Beavis and Butthead') is quite the satire on current American trends. The premise is that evolution now favors the stupid, and in 500 years America will be so dumbed down it's hysterical. Luke Wilson is the accidental time traveler who wakes up to find he is the smartest man in the world, although he was an average joe in his own time. There are so many funny little bits in this movie, even if on the whole it really goes nowhere. It's misanthropy is only matched by its misogyny (for no good reason, all of the women are whores, while the men, all incredibly stupid, at least have a variety of occupations. it would have been easy and made no difference to mix up the characters' genders randomly in this film). Some highlights. (spoiler alert) - Gatorade has basically bought most of the government, and had it replace water as a public utility, leading to a drought and dust bowl. - Costco is so hug
" The End Is Nearer, Say Atomic Scientists " I guess you do have to be a rocket scientist to say such things these days! But, I suppose it's true that we're not getting any closer to the beginning ...
Living around the corner from a massive, active landslide is always "interesting" (as some would say), especially when three of your close neighbors are geologists who work for the U.S. Geological Survey. These guys have made this one of the most intently studied landslides around - and have posted another detailed report here . It makes for interesting reading, but as usual, pictures tell a thousand words (or plot points as the case may be) don't have any real great pictures, but the one below sort of shows how the road on the left and the road in the upper right are now some 100 feet apart. used to be the same road:
click to enlarge and see the whole thing nicely: A story from this month's Broccoli Blue , a San Francisco-based kid's magazine: Leo (a story in Turkish, by Delma Soult and Mehmet Tepedelenlioglu)(english version) Leo was the king of the jungle, but he didn't like ordering animals around. He would rather spend the day playing. But all of the animals afraid, and wouldn't play with him ... So the jungle fairy took pity on him ... and made him into a little lion toy. Soon after a little boy found him and started playing with him. Leo became the happiest lion in the world.
In 1984 I got sick. Quite sick. I lost all energy, all my joints ached, I had constant headaches and was unable to concentrate or remember anything for long. It was like the flu without a fever. And it did not go away. I was pretty much like that day after day for more than a dozen years. Just to get through the day seemed impossible almost every day. I had to learn how to drag myself through life as if I was carrying a heavy weight because I had no options. A Canadian friend with the same condition returned to Canada where she could get disability, but there was nothing like that for me,. In 1984, it had no name. In 1985, they began calling it 'Epstein-Barr' virus. In Britain they called in M.. for Myalgic Encephalitis. Over the years I saw several doctors and tried a variety of ineffective treatments. By 1987 or so they started calling it 'Chronic Fatigue Syndrome', as they came to believe that Epstein-Barr had nothing to do with it. Many doctors refused to believe th
Possibly the infectious agent that causes CFS along with Epstein-Barr: "HHV-6A infection is believed to occur later in childhood or during adulthood and may occur without symptoms" "Transmission of this virus is believed to occur as a result of exposure to saliva. Most primary infections are asymptomatic. Thereafter, the virus remains dormant in the body. HHV-6 reactivation in adulthood can result in illness." "Infection in adults is rare but infection may have different consequences, including hepatitis, mononucleosis-like illness, atypical polyclonal lympho-proliferation and post viral ‘chronic fatigue syndrome’. Like other herpesviruses, HHV-6 can enter a latent phase that may be reactivated following immunosuppression. Complications may occur, particularly when there is co-infection with another virus."
I would like to develop fonts that convey the appropriate sound quality - for example, a romantic font - when you read it, you hear the voice of Barry White.
I've got 3 5-year old boys over here playing right now - narrative: this guy was a bad guy but then they put a good guy mind into his head so now he is a good guy and the worst nightmare is not the worst nightmare anymore. (capiche?)
what i am trying to achieve with the ' epikles ' videos (and what i am very far from achieving) is a good juxtaposition of form and content, like my clint-eastwood-like cowboy spewing high-tech office jargon. i have definitely failed at this much more often than even come close. most recently, adrenaline girl was an especially bad attempt. i don't really know what i was trying to do with that one. maybe it would help to start with a clear idea in the first place! often i'm just winging it, given a half an hour to produce something. i have a collection of content (' the futile epikles ') and i'm trying to match these bits up with interesting narrators. sometimes the failures are more interesting than successes, and on review, after doing a dozen or so over the past few months, most of them have been outright failures, which means i should either just stop doing it, or get to work on ' the born loser '!
ok, let me get this straight, miss nevada, miss new jersey, miss america, etc ... they want you to be hot, but not a hottie. they want to see you on TV but not in videos. they want you to be fuckable but never get pregnant. they want you to smile all the time but not actually have a good time. if you do any of 'those' things they take away your crown. can we get just rid of this stupid beauty pageant shit already? it's so fucking stupid.
My Funniest Super Funny video has the makings of an extremely minor cult classic - now with more than 6,000 views in 2 weeks on Google video, MySpace and YouTube, including more than 1000 just yesterday. I mean, ok, it's a little bit funny, but come on. It's not that funny. i have a feeling that most of the viewers are more than a little disappointed :>}
From the annals of The Futile Epikles , Pigeon Weather Productions Presents: Adrenaline Girl
The Bone has probably cornered the market on Wittgenstein and Zombies: One quality of zombies that has always puzzled me is their ceaseless determination to kill living people. This is never satisfactorily explained. They might just as well return to hunt for mushrooms. Same thing with ghosts and haunting. Do they never get bored with that? If I was a ghost, or a zombie for that matter, I might want to travel more, see the world, sample some fine cuisine, go back to school for an advanced degreee ... Of course, I'm the kind of guy who, presented the opportunity to travel in time , would worry about the climate, and what to pack.
Condi Rice says it's not an escalation, it's an augmentation. I thought that was something you did with breasts! I guess "troop support" has a new meaning - though many would prefer a strategy of "lift and separate".
A day for Bay Area blogging history - A small blog has taken on 3 right-wing shock jocks here at KSFO (Melanie Morgan, Brian Sussman, and Lee Rodgers) who've long tended to say some pretty outrageous things on the air (just this moment they compared left-wing bloggers to Al-Qaeda terrorists, because a blogger can hide behind an alias and a terrorist can wear a mask, in an analogy worthy of Himmler - I mean, conservative bloggers use aliases too). The jocks now have a problem. The blogger - Spocko - sent audio clips of some of their statements to the radio station's advertisers and asked them if they were aware of what they were sponsoring. At least one sponsor pulled their money from the show. Now the jocks are spitting mad and on the defensive. Spocko's not calling for a boycott, or for anyone to get fired; he's just asking the sponsors if they're comfortable with what they're paying for. Seems fair. These radio personalities professional talkers and can rea
When the phone rings at 4 am, you only have one thought; someone died, but no, it's just another drunken loser, calling for "Jill", who has been handing out my phone number to a parade of drunken losers since 1987. Of course, the frequency and number of calls have gotten fewer and fewer over time, as "Jill" has also gotten older and probably has fewer occasions to hand out her phony number. I imagine that one day I will get a final call about Jill. She'll be old and senile and having wandered away from the nursing home will give my number, one last time, to the rescuers who find her.
Newly restored from the original, with unpreviously deleted scenes, titles, and audio Nopaka the story of a love forbidden by the laws of nature . In a world where nothing is what it seems three hearts eighteen limbs one dream Scorpion Robot, a creature whose only power is the ability to change his location. Brutaka, a Bionicle Titan who can change the position of his limbs. Tohru Honda, internationally renowned Anime School Girl who has the power to alter her facial expressions a bit. Can true love overcome such limitations and find a way? Stay tuned ... Nopaka ... the movie ... is coming soon.
There have been a slew of these stories lately in the press - wallet returned after 62 years, library book returned after 47 years, postcard delivered after 57 years. know what? this is not news! just stop it, will you?
From Slashdot : "CNN reports that NASA may have found life on Mars via the Viking space probes in 1976-77, but failed to recognize it and killed it by accident" typical hooman also, typical blogging, filtering data available from elsewhere, just because i found it interesting and/or amusing ...
at 2 yrs old - the kid notices another kid. yay! at 3 yrs old - the kids play side-by-side - yippee! at 4 yrs old - the kids play at each other's houses - whoo hoo! at 5 yrs old - do you really want your kid playing with that kid?
"If you can't cope with high degrees of irrelevance, blogs won't be your cup of tea." From this very interesting article of blog analysis by Geert Lovink brought to my attention by a reader's words "blogs are the outsourced, privatized test beds, or rather unit tests of the big media." - if it makes it there, it can make it anywhere? "There is a quest for truth in blogging. But it is a truth with a question mark. Truth has become an amateur project, not an absolute value, sanctioned by higher authorities. In lieu of a common definition, we could say that cynicism is the unpleasant way of performing the truth." "As Baudrillard states: 'All of our values are simulated. What is freedom? We have a choice between buying one car or buying another car?' And to follow Baudrillard, we could say that blogs are a gift to humankind that no one needs. "As a micro-heroic, Nietzschean act of the pajama people, blogging grows out of a nihil
"Kids today" are "exposed" to 7.5 hours of "media" per day - I suppose that's bad. On the other hand, my great-grandfather was exposed to at least 7.5 hours of cows per day. Probably worse.
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After reading a post on someone's (rather famous) blog presenting their opinion on the quality of the hamburgers at a new burger chain (hey, good burger!), and after having been out of the blog loop for a couple of weeks due to the holidays, the whole blog thing is seeming pretty pasty to me right now (including my own). I came across a quote recently from Elias Canetti - "a neat trick, throwing something into the world without being pulled in with it" - I like that sentiment, but Web 2.0 seems to be exactly the opposite - so much of it are just attempts to throw oneself into the world, where the self is the 'thing' being offered. They are "defining their space", they are "staking a claim". I guess this is what happens with every Gold Rush. There are only a certain number of spots to be occupied. Better get your own and work it til it's dry. It just kills me that once you've "made it", people actually pay attention to your pro
Lots of people have been led to this blog in search of their soulmate - well, not exactly. They've googled the 'soulmate calculator' and wound up here. It's an obvious scam that promises to deliver the actual first name of your soulmate to your cellphone as a text message - and later some undisclosed amount will show up on your phone bill. It comes in the form a popup advertisement which I've only seen on MySpace so far. Anyone who thinks they can enter their first name and sun sign and get the actual name of their alleged soulmate deserves to pay the amount charged. On the other hand, it may cause someone to seek out a person of that name and who knows - anyone can be anyone's soulmate, so it could happen. When I first moved to San Francisco (25 years ago this month), everywhere I went I saw "Tom + Michelle" on walls, on sidewalks, in the subway ... I almost thought I was bound to hook up with a Michelle at some point. Was the city itself talking to m
Properly prepared preparation is the key to successful success (on the futile epikles)
Since my son imitates practically everything I say, I now have a five-year old who goes around repeating the word 'erotica' in a terrible new york accent.
I once wrote a very bad novel with the title 'Manakin Action' (don't ask), but it had nothing to do with this story , about a poor soul who may be sentenced to life in prison because he keeps breaking into stores to make off with mannequin females for nefarious purposes.