Showing posts from December, 2008

Work in progress

now twelve chapters into what is turning out to be something like Borges for tweens . it's been slow going. i rarely have time and energy to spend on the writing, but when it comes it flows. this is a story that knows where it's going, even though i do not.

Predictions for 2009

There will be a calm before a storm The darkest hour will be just before the dawn Things will get worse before they get better Supply and demand The better to see you with, my dear A job will be taken and shoved Five-letter words will be spoken often Cause and effect Heavens to Mergatroid and finally ... Somewhere a butterfly will flap its wings and it won't make a damn bit of difference to anything anywhere

Stupidity Knows No Creed

Or Non-Creed. Idiot Atheists sue to get God out of Obama's inauguration, as if we don't have actual real problems in this world. Just giving us normal, reasonable, open-minded, accepting and affirming atheists a bad name again :}

Babies Blood, Cannibalism, and The Other

Watched an interesting documentary on contemporary life in Tehran on Link TV - I especially enjoyed just seeing the city and the people in everyday-life-mode, and it made me want to ask all the people who so glibly talk about war, whether they even know what the place looks like, what it sounds like, what it is like to walk the streets, talk to people, get to know them - but of course not. i don't know what it will take for people to learn that other people are the same as them. It goes for the Iranians too, in their opinions of Israelis, for example. I'm no fan of any ethnicity- or religion-based government, Israel included. One of the great disasters of anti-semitism in the world has been the creation of that state as it is today. The anti-semites don't hold themselves responsible, of course. They continue to blame the Jews and them alone, of course, but there would be no Jewish state were it not for the crimes of the Europeans against those people. On which subject, rec

Korocu - The Final Toa

a video story

Scent Communicators

If dogs can "smell fear", can they also smell joy, sorrow, indifference, et cetera? But why would we evolve to evince a scent for each of our emotions, anyway? (but then again, to quote one of our evangelical friends, "you don't really believe in that Darwin stuff, do you?")

Bionicle Mocs

The Meaning of Christmas

Depends on how you look at it - for example, if you're The Daily Kos, it can mean whining about Caroline Kennedy . There's no day off for obsessive-compulsives

The Funniest Super Funny Videos of the Year (Again)

Reprising the timeless classic:

Fine Lines and How To Cross Them

On a morning talk show (Ronn Owens) the topic was a recent story about a local psychic who was arrested, convicted and sentenced to two months in jail for getting more than a hundred thousand dollars and a sports car from a lady in return for promising to cleanse her of evil spirits. In the county where this occurred, the psychic needed a license (it wasn't clear from the talk show whether she had one) and therefore the first question was, why was it a crime? She was operating her business, a business the county sanctions with licensing - fortune-telling. The second question was, if the customer was so stupid as to hand over that much money (and the car) for the evil-spirit-cleansing guarantee, why should they be protected by law from their own stupidity. Owens used the word 'stupid' over and over again, and compared the psychic's activities to televangelists who ask for money over the TV in return for getting you into heaven. The fine line that Owens would not cross (a

When (Apple-Centric == Apple-Censored)

Apple's AppStore banning a novel because it contains the word 'fuck'? What the fuck? Guess you'll never be downloading any of my books from an I-Store I-nytime soon :} (Yes, we're re-inventing the English language to begin every noun with 'I' - if the Rastafarians can do it, why not Apple Computer?) Censorship is the inevitable result of too-concentrated decision making. Some asshole at the top is bound to determine what passes his or her 'standards'. When the asshole at the top is a corporation, the old-fashioned term for that is Fascism. The new-fashioned term for that is "vertical integration" :}

Logical Fallacies

This article is about the proposition that 'religion equals fertility', that people who are more religious have bigger families, and conversely, that atheists have smaller families. As evidence they examine a few select populations from the 20th century - as if these are representative of the whole of human history. The article, and especially the comments, are an exercise in logical fallacy. statistics taken from a very short (and quite unique) period of human history are meaningless in any overall context. There is no more meaningful evidence to support the hypothesis that "religion and fertility are linked" than the correlation between the number of pirates in the world and global warming. All of the explanations in the article and comments in fact explain nothing.

Chris Cornell - Fell on black days

Still sounds like the perfect Bionicle song to me!

No Losing Allowed

My son (7) beats me at chess lately - he does this by turning the board around right when I'm about to checkmate him! Some call it cheating. Proud parents call it "thinking outside the box" :} He also invented a new Rochambeau maneuver - just the index finger, for "laser", which beats everything else. The kid hates to lose


"There are certain rights that are not to be subject to popular votes, otherwise they are not fundamental rights," [California State Attorney General, Jerry] Brown said in an interview. "If every fundamental liberty can be stripped away by a majority vote, then it's not a fundamental liberty." Is 'marriage' one of those rights? If not, then who decides who is allowed to get married? The same people who only recently decided that inter-racial marriage should be prohibited? The people who rely on ancient scrolls to tell them what to do? The Taliban? Deciding who you want to live with and make a family with seems pretty damn fundamental to me. Thank you, Jerry Brown. And on the other side, representing the forces of intolerance, ignorance and discrimination ... Ken Starr, a.k.a. Mr. Tawdry, who would probably argue in support of a ban on blow jobs, given his track record

Rocky and Bullwinkle

from Nothing is impossible for a Peabody

Doll House Christmas

The pageantry surrounding the Christian holiday has always seemed to me like playing dolls. The dollhouse is the manger set, populated with a heavenly host of imaginary friends. They swaddle the little baby Jesus, and play mommy and daddy with Mary and Joseph. It's got pets (sheep, goats, etc ...), and friends (the three wise men who come with presents. yay!). The people playing with these sets are playing God themselves, and it often reminds me of Philip K. Dick's 'The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch', where adult survivors of nuclear holocaust take drugs (Chew-Z) in order to hallucinogenically inhabit the world of their favorite doll, Perky Pat (while their children pity and ignore them). It's not much of a stretch. "Faith" is the drug people use to identify with their own personal Lord and imaginary friend. Even the crucifixion models are dolls, and rosary beads, the bleeding heart. These are all toys. Christmas trees and ornaments are nice little pag

Delma @ Web

My friend the fine artist Delma Soult has a very nice new website

A Sustainable Economy

Sustainable : Retool, Renovate, Retrofit, Recycle, Re-use Our economy is in trouble, and policy makers are scrambling to kick start it back into yet another cycle of unsustainable boom and bust, but this might be an historic opportunity to re-orient in a fundamentally more sound direction. We can have mass production and mass consumption in a more purposeful and meaningful way. A sustainable way. I have a few proposals to illustrate this direction. Vehicles : The Big Three automakers could be incentivized - not just to build a huge new fleet of hybrid vehicles, but to come up with a way to retrofit existing vehicles with new hybrid technologies. Owners of current vehicles would be able to take those cars and trucks in to their dealers and automaker factories and have those internals retrofitted. In this fashion we could overhaul the entire fleet within a few years, and not have to wait until everyone has purchased a new vehicle and thrown away their old one. Innovation is required here

Machine Gun

Old is New, Again!

This post about an Atheist Christmas amused me in that I've been celebrating Atheist Christmases for all of my fifty one years. It's not the end of the world, yo people of little faith! Experts are on TV right now trying to explain how the inherent failure of their much-beloved capitalist economy is not inherent or even a failure. This "mental recession" of theirs has left millions of people without jobs. That these experts don't have any solutions is no surprise. The experts are divided between "temporary socialism" (let-the-feds-be-your-sugar-daddy) members of the Socialist Banker's Party and "call of the wild" (dog-eat-dog-let-everybody-fail) Far-Right Libertarian Know-Nothings. Screw these experts. They're useless. At the same time the collapse of the auto industry is being blamed on everything under the sun except the fact that people are broke and not buying new cars. What? I've been wondering for years how an economy based o


Prop 8 - The Musical

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Sapphire and Alex

Sapphire was tall for her age, and strong. She was the terror of her fifth grade dodge ball class, but the star of their volleyball team. The thing you noticed first about Sapphire was her boldness. Her expression was always one of readiness. She was always in motion. At night she tossed and turned in her sleep and often wound up on the floor in the morning along with all of her blankets. Life for this girl was constant adventure, which is why Alex always wanted to be around her, even if she didn't know when to stop, which could be a problem sometimes. You never knew what it was going to be next, but it was going to be something. That was for sure. Alex was the same age and in the same class. It seemed like they'd been friends forever. They made an odd looking couple - he was the shorter one, the thinner one, the one with the long blond hair. From a distance he looked to be the girl and she the boy, with her height and her jet black hair cut short in bangs. He even spoke more s

premature obituary

i thought my cat Schmoe was no mo' no.